datadegroove:

baryunn:

joepieweed:

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

not an excuse for what

for not voting

tonysopranoproskater69420:

floats face down past your blog

pokemonheritageposts:

audarcy:

Found several packs’ worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to “aftermath of a wizard duel”

Pokemon Heritage Post

bish0ps:

bish0ps:

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

eidos-eidos16:

residentevildash:

To: professor@schoolname.edu
Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

etchif:

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

konoko:

clonekisser:

Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don’t call them that, we call them “guys into stomp clap hey” and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts

The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel